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automatically:

me as a parent

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

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throbinhood:

my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have

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where he blinks when you move him

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and if you angle it right he’ll wink

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oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you

wessasaurus-rex:

How I see my friends draw 

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mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

yugiohslavic:

takin selfies with your friends like

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teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

virginsacrificer:

when someone you hate gets the wrong answer in class

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reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass)

blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

(Source: amifutami-remade)

40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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